Sunday, July 18, 2010

Burn After Reading

So, moments after reading probably the most bias, idiotic, illogical piece of writing of the last month or so. I just could'nt resist, must......blog....now...ugghh. Before i get my Adam Sandler on, I just want to say that i have nothing against the Miami Heat or their superstar trio for I am now completely over the shock. Throughout I'll drop some extracts of what the idiot, i mean Mr. Benny Vargas wrote, while educating you on the real 411.

Now he touched on the fact that every GM would have jumped on the oppurtunity had they had the chance to, which is probably true. But then it got a bit, stupid for lack of a better word.
"This leads to the most astonishing thing of all. Practically every single one of you reading this right now if given the option would have done just what Pat Riley and the Heat did.
The Lakers would have traded Kobe. The Magic would've traded Dwight Howard. New York, Chicago, and New Jersey all would've loved to have the " 3 Amigos" forsake bigger contracts in order to team up in their cities. Mark Cuban would've probably chopped off another mans private parts and proceeded to take it down like Kobayashi; if it meant that the "Trio" would be wearing Maverick jerseys next season"...

Ummm, excuse me? why would the lakers trade kobe, for ANYTHING? The lakers are champions buddy, incase you dont get satelite reception in that cave of yours. And the Magic has a more complete team than the Heat at this very moment. Trading Howard would be the dumbest thing to do. And the "Cube Man"...well, he's extremely homophobic, so there you go.

"Now LeBron James will finally prove all the doubters that he is indeed the true heir to Jordan's thrown." .....Excuse me? You do know that this is Wade's team right?

"The King will return. Meaning that LeBron will be back in an NBA Finals for the first time since 2007. Once he arrives he will have the opportunity to dethrone the current ruler of the league"....Wow, I bet you were into Star Wars as a kid huh? Newsflash: using words like ruler and dethrone, doesnt make you sound poetic. I thought this was about the betterment of the team and "sacrificing their image" for a championship. I see a lot of LBJ youknowat riding going on here.

"Kobe has managed to enhance his legacy by winning a title the last two years.
Still if one takes a closer look they would notice that Kobe has once again won not thanks to his play solely. Rather Bryant has reaped the rewards of two great additions. Ron Artest and Pau Gasol have given Kobe the weapons with which to ascend back to the top of the NBA landscape."....Yep, we all knew it. Someone had to say it sooner or later. Atleast Kobe was the Michael Jordan on his team. Lebron, he's the Scottie Pippen.
Invalid argument my friend.

And last but certainly not least. this.
"Kobe for all his greatness has never dominated Dwyane. Now you add LeBron James and Chris Bosh to the mix. Bosh will offer a counter punch to the low post dominance that Gasol has given the Lakers.
Then there is James. LeBron is going to run wild on Los Angeles. He along with Wade and Bosh are a force the likes of which Kobe has never had to go up against."...1. I guess a hungry Garnett, Pierce and Allen doesnt count?
2. Gasol isnt the only dominating post player L.A has. Bynum is already on the verge of stardom, and since Bosh will most likely play center for Miami, its not Gasol he'll be up against, it will be 7'0 285pound Bynum. Goodluck with that.
And 3. LeBron, "dont have it like that." L.A's defense has been their backbone and with the addition of Artest, it will be just all the more difficult for LeBron to try and dominate the game. It will rest more on Wade, than anyone else. Your logic is flawed Vargas.

As the great Mr.Phillips once said, "this is sports, nothing is written in stone." We must not try to analyze what is not there. The 2011 Finals is yet to be determined. So until then, L.A are champs and the Heat are just another contender. And if you dont know, now you kno....dude.

your main man John

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